I was out buying toilet paper the other day and was thinking of the bidet/toilet seat that I had at my townhouse before I moved out last year.
A roll of toilet paper would last me 3 months easy.
It came with a wall mount remote control, deodorizer, warm air dryer, built-in ground spray nozzle, self-cleaning spray nozzle, thermostat controlled water temperature, built-in memory system regulates water pressure, and temperature push button control panel and a comfortable heated seat.
I really loved that seat!
The only person that hated that toilet was my son. That is probably my fault since I didn’t tell him that he shouldn’t use the high pressure back wash with a relaxed butt. Poor thing said that he felt violated.
When I moved here, I had to learn to wipe my butt all over again.
LOL…Good thing is…it’s at Kenny and Cyndi’s house…if I miss it too much!
I bet you never thought that I would write lovingly about my toilet seat.
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Hi Shane,I think you should get one. Don’t forget to write about it later. 🙂
A toilet seat of such complexity would surely break in our home and I wouldn’t have a clue as far as how to fix it- or, my boys would heat up their eggos with it in the morning. Either way not a very good outcome…
lol…yes it was divine. If I ever find a 350 square foot house and buy it, I will have to have one installed.
ummm…it’s a wonder your bathroom didn’t always have a line waiting to get in! Must be a girly thing, but it sounds divine! We all know most guys don’t use toilet paper, lol. A line from a Stephen King novel comes to mind…”No matter how much you shake and dance, you still get two drops in your pants…”