Invisible Glass, Bagels, and Butts

So I stopped by Walmart yesterday to pick up some Invisible Glass cleaner, since it’s the cheapest place that I’ve been able to find it at.  I really wanted two bottles, one for home and one for the Evil Twin.  I had some empty spray bottles and decided to split the bottle between two of them.
Easy thing right?  Just unscrew the bottle and poor the stuff out into another bottle.  Couldn’t be simpler right?  Well, it took me almost twenty minutes because the Invisible Spray bottle didn’t unscrew.  WTF? I ended up getting one of a girl’s best friends …the good ole’ vice grips that I keep in my underwear drawer.  What can I say….I have limited space! 🙂
Talking about Rat Bastards….I mean Walmart….I’ve been on a  bagel kick lately and found a pack for half the price then at the grocery store.  I was so happy!!!  When I got home I realized that all the bagels in this bag were half the size of the ones I had bought at the grocery store.  Rat Bastards!! (_x_)
One of my co-workers sent me this e-mail this morning giving us more options in the emoticon department.  I for one am kind of tired of the smiley/sad faces.
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his/her ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

I think that (_x_) will be one of my new favorites.
Time to get the paperwork off of my desk.  Then I think I’ll go out and find the rake to spread the straw around a bit.


9 thoughts on “Invisible Glass, Bagels, and Butts”

  1. Sheila…thanks. I'm so ready for warmth and sun. LOL…I keep forgetting about the stereo, since I hardly ever use it. I do need to do something, it's got a DVD that I borrowed stuck in it.Donna…That's how we ate when we were in Germany and many years after. I don't know when exactly we switched to eating the heavy meal at dinner or why. Probably had to do with employment. I'll have to ask my Mom.

  2. Cliff leaves for work at 2:30 PM and gets home at 3 AM; so I don't cook at night Monday through Thursday. Our main meal of the day is always the midday meal, even on days Cliff isn't working. In other words, I ain't cooking, unless I decide to make some popcorn.

  3. Teri….yep, we're idiots!!Oh….don't forget the coffee. It's still shrinking.How was your trip?I loved your videos on YouTube about caring for the Cornish Rex!!! Nice job!!

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